A teacher put forward a question to his student. "What is a zoo?" The student answered: "It is a place occupied by many kinds of animals." "Right. Then what is a park?"

"It is a place occupied by one kind of animals only," replied the student.

A husband and wife are in bed and the wife snuggles up to hubby and says, "Sweetheart, how many others were there before me?"

After a few minutes, the wife says," Well, I'm waiting."

And her husband takes a deep breath and says, "Well, I'm still counting!"