A father was slapping his child. The father said: "This is hurting me more than you." The child replied: "Yes, but not in the same place."

A son at college wrote his father: "No money, no fun, your son." The father replied: "How sad, too sad, your dad."

After 24 hours of a complicated labor, our first baby was born. The next day my husband told a neighbor that he was tired after such a long day. "You? What about your wife?" the woman said. "I bet she's exhausted!"

"Yes," he agreed, "but she got to lie down the whole time."